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 Registered Member #57 Joined: Tue Mar 25 2008, 01:49PMPosts: 442 | A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'  A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min. A beer shortens your life by 4 min ... A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!! | ||
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